Kirby- Spring Breeze ParodyI am not doing this to make fun of Kirby or his games, I am doing this to be funny.Kirby- Spring Breeze Parody by Icy-Blue-Wind
(One day in the sleepy planet of Poop Star, King Dedede got drunk and decided to steal every morsel of food on the planet, even though he's already fat enough)
Dedede: *runs away with big sack of food, being chased by morbid kids
Kids: SANTA! WE WANT OUR PRESENTS NOW!!!
Dedede: now that I got away from those brats, all of the food in Poop Star is mi- ooohhhh, a nickel!
(Dedede picks up the nickel, even though like 75% of the money in Poop Star is his, anyway. Moving on. The next day, Kirby wakes up to a lady screaming.)
Kirby: LADY, Y U NO SHUT UP?! SOME PEOPLE NEED BEAUTY SLEEP! *looks in a mirror, causing it to break* MIRROR, Y U NO LIKE ME?!
Lady: Kirby, all the food is gone, do something!
Kirby: I SAID SHUT UP, LADY. HERE, TAKE SOME OF MY FOOD, AND FEED YOUR STUPID KIDS!!
(Kirby throws nothing at the lady, his food has been stolen too)
Kirby: SOMEONE STOLE MY FOOD! LADY, Y U NO TELL ME!
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